Zidane's headbutt: I have a theory...

Materazzi (snuggling up to Zizou from behind): Hi GoldenBalls.

Zidane: Get away from me you wicked, wicked man...I shall never yield my honour to you...NEVER.

M: Just a bit of sugar...please...you wouldn't say no to a nice boy like me?

Z: No means no. Look for someone your size, I'm way out of your league you little bugger.

M: Little! How dare you...you're the little one... (tosses his head and walks off)

Z: Nobody messes with me, NOBODY...you here me there you...

M: Keeps on walking

Z: I demand an apology...I will not stand for this--HEY!

Z: Runs up to the front

Z: I'm going to teach you--nobody messes with the big Z!

Z: Turns into Miss Piggy

Z: Hai....AHH! HEADBUTT

M: OUF!

M: Falls over, winded.

The rest is history.

This is again one of the theories my sister and I concocted. Hope you liked it.

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Lukas Podolski = Adam Sandler

Gianluigi Buffon = Rat-Face